Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 😂

I told my suitcase there would be no vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!

What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh!

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well!

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher!

Why did the cookie go to the nurse? It felt crumbly!

Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Knock knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says moo!

Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split, so I split!

Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

The graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

Velcro is a total rip-off. It's a smooth material, really.

I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador! 🐶

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

Why did the duck go to the pharmacy? To get some quack medicine!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!