Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 😂

I told my suitcase there would be no vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!