The pig built a mud castle because sand castles were too clean for a piggy builder.
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108 colourful, clean jokes for kids. No scary, no mean, no ads.
Kids Board 1
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Why did the goat go to the library? It wanted to find a book about the tallest hills to climb.
Why did the crayon sit in the front row? It wanted to draw attention to itself.
The lion tried to whisper, but his roar kept turning into a loud hello.
What did the banana say to the grape? You are grape at being my friend, and I am glad we met.
What do you call a dog who loves to swim? A paddle-pup who never wants to get out of the pool.
The elephant painted a picture with its trunk, and it was a picture of a big peanut.
Why did the spider bring a notebook to school? It wanted to draw a web of ideas.
Why did the chicken bring a backpack? It wanted to carry its favorite books about farms.
The cat learned to play hide-and-seek, but its tail always gave away the hiding spot.
Why did the carrot go to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a rootin' good time.
Why did the cheese hide behind the milk? It wanted to stay cool and out of trouble.
What did the cookie say to the milk? You make me soft and happy, and I like dipping with you.
The little lion practiced roaring softly so it would not wake the baby cubs.
The apple tree dropped an apple on Sam's head, and Sam said, Thank you for the surprise snack.
The caterpillar ate one leaf for breakfast and saved one leaf for a crunchy lunch.
What did the banana say to the orange at breakfast? You look zesty today.
Why did the lemon go to the party? It wanted to add a little zest to the lemonade stand.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
Pip the penguin packed a snowball for lunch because he likes his food extra cool.
The chicken learned to count its eggs, but it kept losing count after ten.
Why did the book sit near the window? It wanted to get a little light reading done.
The mouse wore glasses because reading tiny cheese labels was hard work.
Why did the horse wear a hat? Because it wanted to look fancy for the farm parade.
Kids Board 2
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What do you call a duck who tells stories? A quack-teller with a very waddly imagination.
What did the orange say to the apple? You are the core of our fruit friendship.
The little robot learned to say please and thank you, and everyone liked its manners.
Why did the crayon go to bed early? It was feeling a little drawn out after coloring all day.
What do you call a cat who loves to bake? A whisker-chef who always licks the spoon.
The zebra wore striped pajamas because it wanted to match its own cozy pattern.
The duckling practiced swimming every day until it could do a tiny splash dance.
What do you call a horse who loves music? A neigh-sayer who actually says yes to every song.
Why did the ant carry a crumb to school? It wanted to share a tiny snack with its tiny friends.
The elephant brought a giant water bottle to school because small sips were not enough for a big trunk.
Tommy's toy rocket wanted to go to the moon, but it only had enough fuel for the backyard.
The frog wore a tiny raincoat because it did not want to get wet in the rain pond.
The little turtle brought a helmet to race day because slow and safe still wins.
The little fish wore a life jacket because even fish like to be extra safe in the big pool.
What did the banana say when it won the race? I am the top banana, and I peeled out fast.
Why did the cookie go to the nurse? It felt crumbly!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
The cat curled up in a sunbeam because warm spots are the best spots for naps.
What do you call a bear who loves pancakes? A honey-syrup grizzly who always asks for seconds.
Why did the apple go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the bruises from rolling off the table.
The bee wore a tiny backpack because it had a lot of buzz-y homework to carry.
What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh!
The teddy bear brought a flashlight to bed because he was afraid of the dark closet, not monsters.
The owl hooted a lullaby, and all the forest animals fell asleep.
All kids jokes
Every kids joke on one page — 108 clean jokes. Tap any joke to open it.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well!
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher!
Why did the cookie go to the nurse? It felt crumbly!
Ben's sandwich went to school because it wanted to learn how to be well-rounded.
The little cloud wore sunglasses because the sun was too bright for napping.
Why did the crayon sit in the front row? It wanted to draw attention to itself.
Pip the penguin packed a snowball for lunch because he likes his food extra cool.
What did the banana say to the orange at breakfast? You look zesty today.
The teddy bear brought a flashlight to bed because he was afraid of the dark closet, not monsters.
Why did the apple join the band? It wanted to play the core-net.
Lily's goldfish learned to count to three, but it kept forgetting what came after bubbles.
The classroom plant grew taller because it loved listening to story time.
Why did the cheese hide behind the milk? It wanted to stay cool and out of trouble.
Why did the banana bring an umbrella to school? Because the forecast said rain and it did not want to split.
What do you call a bear who loves pancakes? A honey-syrup grizzly who always asks for seconds.
Pip the penguin wore two scarves because one was for him and one was for his snowman friend.
Why did the crayon go to bed early? It was feeling a little drawn out after coloring all day.
The little apple wanted to be a star, so it practiced shining on the top of the fruit bowl.
Why did the dog bring a pencil to the park? Because it wanted to draw its best friend, the stick.
Sara's sandwich told a joke at lunch, and the carrot laughed so hard it turned orange-er.
What did the cloud say to the sun? Please stop shining so I can finish my nap.
The cat learned to play hide-and-seek, but its tail always gave away the hiding spot.
Why did the book sit near the window? It wanted to get a little light reading done.
Tommy's toy rocket wanted to go to the moon, but it only had enough fuel for the backyard.
What do you call a frog who loves math? A hopping calculator with very sticky fingers.
The elephant brought a giant water bottle to school because small sips were not enough for a big trunk.
Why did the carrot go to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a rootin' good time.
Mia's hamster built a tiny bed out of cotton balls because it likes soft dreams.
What did the moon say to the stars at bedtime? Time to twinkle down, little lights.
The lion tried to whisper, but his roar kept turning into a loud hello.
Why did the sock go to school? It wanted to find its missing pair in the lost-and-found box.
The little turtle brought a helmet to race day because slow and safe still wins.
What do you call a duck who tells stories? A quack-teller with a very waddly imagination.
The giraffe could not play hide-and-seek because its neck always peeked over the fence.
Why did the cookie go to the library? It wanted to find a story with a sweet ending.
The bee wore a tiny backpack because it had a lot of buzz-y homework to carry.
What did the peanut butter say to the jelly? We make a great team, even when we get a little sticky.
The snowman asked for a fan in summer because he wanted to stay cool-headed.
Why did the fish bring a map to school? Because it kept getting lost in the sea of homework.
The kangaroo's pocket was full of pencils because it liked to hop to class prepared.
What do you call a horse who loves music? A neigh-sayer who actually says yes to every song.
The little robot learned to say please and thank you, and everyone liked its manners.
Why did the apple go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the bruises from rolling off the table.
The pig built a mud castle because sand castles were too clean for a piggy builder.
What did the banana say when it won the race? I am the top banana, and I peeled out fast.
The owl stayed up late to read because it loved stories about the night sky.
Why did the spider bring a notebook to school? It wanted to draw a web of ideas.
The duckling practiced swimming every day until it could do a tiny splash dance.
What do you call a cat who loves to bake? A whisker-chef who always licks the spoon.
The elephant's trunk sneezed, and it blew all the leaves off the playground tree.
Why did the lemon go to the party? It wanted to add a little zest to the lemonade stand.
The little train chugged slowly because it was carrying a heavy load of teddy bears.
What did the star say to the moon? You light up my night, even when I am sleepy.
The mouse wore glasses because reading tiny cheese labels was hard work.
Why did the frog sit on the lily pad? Because it was the best seat for watching dragonflies.
The chicken learned to count its eggs, but it kept losing count after ten.
What do you call a dog who loves to swim? A paddle-pup who never wants to get out of the pool.
The little cloud rained just a little because it wanted to water the garden, not flood it.
Why did the carrot bring a jacket? Because it heard the garden was going to be chilly tonight.
The bunny hopped to school because its bicycle had a flat carrot tire.
What did the bear say to the honey jar? You are my favorite sticky snack, and I will save you for after lunch.
The little fish wore a life jacket because even fish like to be extra safe in the big pool.
Why did the ant carry a crumb to school? It wanted to share a tiny snack with its tiny friends.
The penguin slid to class on its belly because walking was too slow for a snow day.
What do you call a pig who loves to paint? An oink-artist with a very muddy brush.
The apple tree dropped an apple on Sam's head, and Sam said, Thank you for the surprise snack.
Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because its fluffy fur was too warm for the sunny sidewalk.
The caterpillar ate one leaf for breakfast and saved one leaf for a crunchy lunch.
What did the orange say to the apple? You are the core of our fruit friendship.
The little bear wore rain boots because puddles are more fun when your feet stay dry.
Why did the bird bring a song to school? Because it wanted to sing the morning greeting.
The frog jumped over three logs to get to school on time.
What do you call a monkey who loves bananas? A peel-pleaser who always shares the last banana.
The zebra wore striped pajamas because it wanted to match its own cozy pattern.
Why did the goat go to the library? It wanted to find a book about the tallest hills to climb.
The tiny turtle carried a map because it did not want to get lost on the way to the pond.
What did the cookie say to the milk? You make me soft and happy, and I like dipping with you.
The little lion practiced roaring softly so it would not wake the baby cubs.
Why did the duck wear a hat? Because the sun was too bright for its yellow feathers.
The elephant painted a picture with its trunk, and it was a picture of a big peanut.
What do you call a snake who loves to read? A book-s-s-s-snake who never stops turning pages.
The little horse galloped to the barn because dinner was carrots and apples tonight.
Why did the starfish go to school? It wanted to learn how to count its five arms.
The mouse built a tiny house out of a shoebox because it liked cozy corners.
What did the sun say to the flower? Grow tall and bright, little sprout, I will warm you up.
The dog chased its tail for five minutes, then decided to take a nap instead.
Why did the bunny bring a carrot to class? Because it was show-and-tell and the carrot was its best friend.
The little bird built a nest out of soft string because it wanted a comfy bed for its eggs.
What do you call a cow who loves to sing? A moo-sician who hums in the meadow.
The frog wore a tiny raincoat because it did not want to get wet in the rain pond.
Why did the apple roll down the hill? Because it wanted to get to the picnic basket faster.
The cat curled up in a sunbeam because warm spots are the best spots for naps.
What did the bear say when it found honey? This is un-bear-ably delicious, and I will save some for later.
The little whale blew a bubble that floated all the way to the top of the sea.
Why did the chicken bring a backpack? It wanted to carry its favorite books about farms.
The kangaroo jumped over a puddle because it did not want to get its feet wet.
What do you call a fish who loves to paint? A splash-artist with a very wavy brush.
The little dog wore a red collar because red is its favorite color for adventures.
Why did the turtle go to the party? Because it heard there would be slow dancing and lettuce snacks.
The owl hooted a lullaby, and all the forest animals fell asleep.
What did the banana say to the grape? You are grape at being my friend, and I am glad we met.
The little pig rolled in clean straw because it wanted to be a tidy piggy for picture day.
Why did the horse wear a hat? Because it wanted to look fancy for the farm parade.
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