Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Knock knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says moo!

Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split, so I split!

Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!

Knock knock. Who's there? Zoodle. Zoodle who? Zoodle-oo, I brought noodles for dinner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Funnel. Funnel who? Funnel cake is ready, come get some.

Knock knock. Who's there? Puddle. Puddle who? Puddle your shoes by the door, it is muddy outside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Comet. Comet who? Comet inside, the show is about to start.

Knock knock. Who's there? Wobble. Wobble who? Wobble you do if you do not open this door soon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Breadcrumb. Breadcrumb who? Breadcrumb trail led me right to your house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Lantern. Lantern who? Lantern a hand, I need help carrying this box.

Knock knock. Who's there? Marble. Marble who? Marble-ous to see you again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pretzel. Pretzel who? Pretzel logic says you should let me in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Umbrella. Umbrella who? Umbrella-lla, it is raining and I am soaked.

Knock knock. Who's there? Crayon. Crayon who? Crayon my way to your party, sorry I am late.

Knock knock. Who's there? Taco. Taco who? Taco chance on me, I brought dessert.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pebble. Pebble who? Pebble-ieve it, I finally found your street.

Knock knock. Who's there? Noodle. Noodle who? Noodle you like to hear a joke?

Knock knock. Who's there? Beacon. Beacon who? Beacon of hope, I found your address at last.

Knock knock. Who's there? Waffle. Waffle who? Waffle you doing standing there? Let me in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sparrow. Sparrow who? Sparrow me a minute, I need directions.

Knock knock. Who's there? Kettle. Kettle who? Kettle-ettle black, I forgot my keys again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mustard. Mustard who? Mustard up the courage to knock twice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pillow. Pillow who? Pillow talk can wait, I need a place to sit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Rocket. Rocket who? Rocket science says this door should open.

Knock knock. Who's there? Folder. Folder who? Folder me once, folder me twice, I am still here.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ladder. Ladder who? Ladder you go, I finally climbed up here.

Knock knock. Who's there? Biscuit. Biscuit who? Biscuit me, I am crumbling with hunger.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tinsel. Tinsel who? Tinsel-ation is real, I got lost on the way.